Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
Son: Well, in that case ... okay.
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a Vice President of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case ... okay.
Finally, the father goes to see the President of the World Bank.
Father: I have a young man to be recommended as Vice President.
President: But I already have more Vice Presidents than I need!
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case ... okay.
This is how business is done!
Moral: You can have anything even if you have nothing to begin with.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
Son: Well, in that case ... okay.
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a Vice President of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case ... okay.
Finally, the father goes to see the President of the World Bank.
Father: I have a young man to be recommended as Vice President.
President: But I already have more Vice Presidents than I need!
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case ... okay.
This is how business is done!
Moral: You can have anything even if you have nothing to begin with.